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Joke 1: Three Scouts were bragging about how tough they were.
" I wear out a pair of hiking boots in a month," the first scout said.
" I wear out a pair of Scout trousers in a week," the second scout said.
" That's nothing," the last scout said, "I wear out a leader in 20 minutes."

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Joke 2: Why do they call Akela Treasure ?
They cant remember where they dug him up.

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Joke 3:

Leader: Can you look at the Scout Van indicator and tell me if its working or not.
Scout : Yes...no...yes...no...

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Joke 4: Have you heard about the cub who took a drum to camp ?
The leaders told him to beat it.

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Joke 5:

Leader: You need to wash your face , I can see the egg that you had for breakfast.
Beaver : Your wrong , that was yesterdays breakfast!

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